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01 02 03 04


piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one




king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 




realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE






how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy




andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye


oh Christ 


vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK




ka-kawgoodsir:

sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

kindest regards, corpse



untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have




cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”