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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Aug 20 2014



kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS




touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you




  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time




peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry


omfg 


falvie:

Okay first of all
No




nolannorths:

"I'm not letting you go. I'm not letting you go."









alisonwonderlandx0:

wreckedxteen:

canna-bish:

Thank you so fucking much.

im in teaaars

OMFG